everything becomes beautiful when you are doomed

really now? okay, i won't argue with the title because achilles said that. swwwoooooonnnnssss.
i'm hopeless, i don't think i could ever stop myself from biting my nails. apparently they've gone a deal shorter, again, due to my monster habit of biting them. so i'm a monster now, and monsters don't usually explain themselves. so i'll leave it there.

i'm excited to go to school, yeah that's rare. hello? if you were quarantined for five months without anything new to learn aside from the stuff you get in tv, wouldn't you yearn to go to school, learn new and probably confusing things, earn new friends and coleagues, and meet people who are just as confused with the lessons?
i'm being a dork here. ngork ngork.

heyhey. last august 21, i just finished conceptualizing my magazine. oh yeah, it's time to make good use of my time. i've done a couple of articles already and hey, i got my own staff. my own writing team. my own layout artist. and they're all great. wanna know them? no, i won't spill them all. i like the name of my opinions writer, an italian named mr. dano ponioni... that's why i hired him. and they're all gonna work for me without charge. that's sooo kind.
we're kinda rushing it so that we'll set it debut release this september. watch out for Oh! Blimey magazine. =)

yeah yeah, a dork's gotta do what a dork's gotta do.
do you want me to feature anything in particular? we'll get you credited for it. and my feature writer Rese Tufa will take care of the details.

haha. did you actually believe that i'm putting up my own magazine? and with an italian writer?
well, you should. it's a low-budget one so i don't think most of you will see a copy of it anywhere.

jeeez.

what if you had a universal remote... that controlled your universe?

i feel so blessed! i don't know why, it's not often that i feel extra happy during sundays especially when there are piles of stinking dishware to wash and a basketful of stinking laundry to clean. but then, i'm enjoying life. ever since i knew that i'm actually destined to face college life anytime soon. there's nothing incredibly great to look forward to college, especially when you know it's another series of unfortunate events or grades (in my case, maybe yours too) that you have to face for the next miserable four (more or less) years. and mehn, i have to deal with it for five years.

heh. i just killed a mosquito with a super clap.

yeah, so what if i have a universal remote that controlled my universe?

we watched click last night. it was a pretty hasty decision of going to the mall that night but we enjoyed it. at least i did because i chose the movie and i can't afford to miss an adam sandler. golly, mom wouldn't allow me and my sister to go alone so she called ate theresa to be our chaperone. chaperone. chaperone. mehn, we're not kids anymore, maybe my sister is (hehe), but i'm not!! i almost felt guilty for it. ate theresa and i used our free complimentary ticket from last time and my sister used my reward card to get P10 off the ticket price.

they say it's comedy but i think i cried more than i laughed. seriously. hehehe...

i'm inspired to paint on tissue canvass! i guess i'll do it later when i see a scrap illustration board. i watched this documentary, Art From Fallen Leaves from japan video topics in IBC and i was super amazed. you should watch it.

weeee... gotta paint! gotta paint!!!

two negatives equals positive

allow me to hop around, jump around and skip around in joy because this has been one of the happiest days of my life ever since i've been receiving a lot of rejection notices from a lot of universities.

yeeheeeeeeeyyyyy!yiiihhaaaaaaaa!!yaahaaahooooO!bibidibabidibbbboooooooyyaaaaaa!!!wooooooooowwwwwwwwwwiiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!yeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrzzzz!!!!yeyeyeyeyeyeayayayayayayayayayayayayayayay!!!!!!buwahahahahahahaahhaahaagagagagahahah!!!!!!!!yippeeeeeeyipeeeee!!!!! haaaaappppyyyyyyhaaappppppyyyjooooooooyyyy!!!!! jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyy!

whew! that's one way of saying, "SA WAKAS MAY SCHOOL NA KOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
indeed.

i've been waiting for the 16th of august ever since the 3rd. yesterday i checked my blood pressure and it reached 120/90 which means i'm too nervous to even blog. and as a result i cleaned our bathroom. something i don't usually do but because i'm high blooded and i don't want an eight legged freak disturbing my bathroom rituals, i cleaned. seriously, there are giant spiders ocassionaly visiting our bathroom and it's not nice even though they look super exotic with their skinny legs and tiger like complexion. i'm not scaring you, i'm scaring myself.

back to the title. i dreamed last night that i won't pass. when i woke up, ate theresa told be that she had a similar dream. but you see, i passed!!! i passed!!! after a long list of failures a record breaking pass saved my life!!

i'll be in UP los banos and i'll be taking up chemical eng'g. which means i have to lay down for a while my dream of becoming a businesswoman and focus on my new course.
unless i shift.

you see, yesterday i was thinking of college life in FEU. it was super nice. i'm near our neighborhood, i'll drive my own car and i wouldn't be facing too much pressure. i can find a lot of time to sell gano chocolates and avon cosmetics and perhaps i'll sell in sara lee and natasha too. imagine the money. and my goal then would be to create a smashing business proposal and be FEU's delegate to the annual business fair in Harvard. two years ago their delegate won first place, beat that. sounds grrreeeeaaattt! i was too excited to go to FEU and i just realized that yesterday. but now...

i cleaned my nails, which is something that - again - i don't usually do because they're too short and don't deserve a nice little push and polish. but i cleaned them so that seeing them nice and pinkish will stop me from biting them. it's time to get out of my nasty habit.

pranks and you - revenge you can do at home

Homewrecker is a very helful show. particularly the 'pranks and you' segment. i learned a pretty cool revenge using only an electrical tape. actually, i just did it awhile ago and i've had two victims already. my uncle and our MAID. yeah, our maid was my original target because we had a fight awhile ago. by fight i mean i rolled my eyes on her and in return she didn't serve me juice. haha, smaller than petty.

but now we're okay. the sink sprinkler prank was great. i thought i could do a more serious one with the eggs. haha. gotta watch more of homewrecker.

by the way, i finished reading Austere Academy, Ersatz Elevator and Vile Village a couple of days ago. just so you know, they're the 5th, 6th and 7th installment of lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events. it's an awfully amusing series. awful because as the author puts it, nothing good is and will be happening to the Baudelaire orphans and amusing becuase mr. snicket is just one of the greatest writers i've ever known.

anyhow, i don't think i should continue on with this day's dull tale. i'm in the internet cafe and i barely have money to cover the fare back home.

piracy is sublime

sometimes i say no to piracy but more often than not i support it. just in music though, not in movies. i just burned my own Amelie soundtrack and it took me 9 hours of internet time to complete it. not to mention, i made a mistake by downloading and compiling the same track twice. but whatever, i'm so glad right now. the music is good! lots of accordion medleys. eheheheheeee...

oh well, again and again... i did the laundry and woot! i had to clean my bedsheet too because i woke up with a line of ants beside me. terrible. my bad, it must've been the chocnut crumbs. grrr...

wtocher! michi shared this link to me through y!m: http://red-rahl.livejournal.com/
yeah, a must-see artist indeed. winks.

okaaaay, on to one of my favorite shows: extreme makeover home edition!

good night folks.

amelie of montamarte

a very nice french art film. audrey tautou (amelie) fits the role just fine... an unpredictable introvert whose revenges are hillariously effective.

i got my Troy vcd back! yehey! gotta watch it again later. i just feel like i'm missing a lot of brad pitt lately. oh well, nothing much happened for this day, except that i was screaming for joy over another million peso winner in game knb?! the category: international wristwatch brands. pretty easy, for me, since almost every line of expensive clothing (like prada, gucci, chanel, ck..) has launched their watches too and you just have to name them. too bad the spectacled microbiologist didn't win. i like him. and ho! kris aquino makes a good matchmaker, except that she doesn't consider if the pair looks good together. haha.

weeeeeee, it's excercise time again!

different time now:

golly, i'm so insufferable. i mispelled brad pitt as bratt pit. i miscalled maristel for macrise when i saw her in the grocery. and i now i'm searching the dictionary for the meaning of insufferable: an intolerable airhead whose life is a big douchebag. and what does douchebag mean anyway? a shitbag i suppose.

draco has always been the big insufferable git [1] to most writers, but i'm not most writers. [1] - is so oooovvverlyyy ussseeedd. gasgas na kung baga. i hate it.
i may be insufferable but i'm not a git... yet.

i just watched troy. i cried during the part where achilles sprained his ankle and died. i also cried when hector got a heart attack and died as well. his father, priam, got killed by backstabbing. and... patrocolus died of sore throat.

makati escapade

as planned, we accompanied ate ethel in her insurance comission test. we arrived at 730am, the test started by 930 and ate ethel came out at 1145 with the result =(. so in short, ate theresa and i waited for 4 hours and 15 minutes in front of the mirrored elevator in the 26th floor. good thing we have planned 'the outrageously diverting time wasters' which insludes playing jack en poy con sampalan, the thumb game, the first-guy-in-blue-who-steps-out-of-the-elevator-is-your-soulmate sign watching, and of course talking and eavesdropping on other people who's also waiting.

the test was nearly done when a woman arrived at the floor, complaining and complaining to her mother, that she gave the wrong direction to the building blah blah blah... it looks like she took the WRONG test and luckily, funny rather, she passed the WRONG test and got hired at the WRONG job. she accidentally took a job admission test in Coco life when she should be taking the insurance comission test for Grepa life. meehn.

ate ethel went home alone and ate theresa and i went to our 'business'.

we went to glorietta and window shopped. we have no intention of buying anything since we don't have the bucks. i fancy ths store - 'kahon' because of it's unique architecture... majorly it's just the entrance i fancy. it's slanted. then we ate in kfc.
we crossed to landmark and crossed again to greenbelt. we did nothing much but look around and check the cr's -- the only place we utilized the most because it's clean and free and modern. then we went back to glorietta to check out ASIMO!

Asimo is a robot made by Honda and the host boastfully says he can do almost anything. i'm impressed, it reacts to sounds, gestures and space... can walk forward or backward, walk up the stairs... blahblah. and he's six years old. cute, but i wouldn't rejoice over the idea of 'world robot domination'.

didn't i say it would be geeks who will dominate the world one day??? meeehn.

and oh, i saw an american boy wearing spectacles who gave me the impression of 'Harry Potter'. i wanna see him again urrggghh, only... he's blue-eyed. just perfect.