BWAHAHAHA!

i saw one of my dad's expired IDs when he was in saipan, it say's there "REGISTERED ALIEN"

tawang tawa ako e. hahahaha alien pala tatay ko e. haha. kaso expired na, so err...tao na ulit sya.

sabi ko, "daddy! gusto ko rin ng alien ID, pleaaaaaseee?!?!?!"
"edi mag-OFW ka."

"so daddy, kung pumunta ka palang outer space marerecognize ka ng mga alien dun. HAHAHA magkakaintindihan kayo, dut-dut-dididi-dot-dot-tuuuuut HAHAHAHA"

batok.

sabaw.

onga pala, my dad tried teaching me how to drive! kala ko ung bulok lang naming kotse so oks lang, kaso wala pala so ung crosswind daw. wtf. ayoko nun.
ka-nerbyoooos!

aaah, ano ba nangyari.
bigla kong narelease ung clutch.

tugsh!
dead machine.